Friday, April 01, 2005

The Foolish Dictionary

There are many free things available in net, my favorite one is E-books in Project Gutenberg. You can find all the classic works there. Though it is difficult to read the entire work thro computer it has some rare works that you can’t find in the market.

There is one book called Foolish Dictionary by Gideon Wurdz, he has given some funny meanings to more than 500 words.

To find the complete work of Foolish Dictionary click this URL
http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext99/fldct10.txt

Click this URL for Aesops Fables
http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext91/aesop11h.htm

Some words from Foolish Dictionary

ACCIDENT a condition of affairs in which presence of mind is good,
but absence of body better.

ADAMANT from "Adam's Aunt," reputed to be a hard character.
Hence, anything tough, or hard.

ALCOHOL a liquid good for preserving almost everything except
secrets.

ANGEL a heavenly ineligible, with wings and a harp; or, an earthly
eligible, with money and a heart.

CHAMPAGNE the stuff that makes the world go round.

CONSCIENCE the fear of being found out.

TWINS insult added to Injury.

TROUBLE something that many are looking for but no one wants.

SINNER a stupid person who gets found out.

POSTSCRIPT the only thing readable in a woman's letter.

POLYGAMY a thoughtless way of increasing the family expenses.

PARENTS one of the hardships of a minor's life.

#A stitch in time saves embarrassing exposure.

#People who live in glass houses should dress in the dark.

Bye

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